Words

Breakfast Conversation International Style

Cast of Characters: Savannah Sally, Paris Pauline, London Lilly 

Savannah Sally: Good morning. Did ya’ll sleep well?

London Lilly: Very well thank you. I was knackered. 

Sally: Oh.  I sleep in pajamas, not knickers. Coffee? Would you like that with sugar? Half and half?

Lilly: Half and half? Blimey, what’s that?

Sally: It’s half milk and  half cream.

Lilly: My goodness, couldn’t you Yanks just say light cream? I thought you might mean half sugar and half coffee!

Sally: Toast anyone?

Paris Pauline: Yes, please.

Savannah Sally: Some cherry preserves?

Pauline: Pardon me, what did you say? Are you talking about sex already this morning?!

Sally: Sex and cherry preserves?  I’m a little lost, Honey.

Pauline: Cherie, I don’t need protection from my morning toast. 

London Lilly: Pauline, Ms. Savannah means jam, not a “French Letter”.

Sally and Pauline: A “French Letter”?!

Lilly: A rubber, a condom, an English Hood (capote anglaise)......


My goodness what a way to start the day!